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Testimonials
“In 30 years as a Denver vet, I’ve seen poop turn yards into danger zones. Poop Abductors’ report and service are saving dogs—don’t wait ‘til I see your pup in the ER!” — Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald, DVM”
“Poop Abductors beamed up the mess in my Highlands yard—now it’s a poop-free paradise my Lab loves. Dr. Fitzgerald’s right—this saves dogs!” — Sarah J., Denver
“These guys are out of this world! My LoDo yard’s never smelled better, and my pup’s safer—worth every penny in the 303.” — Mike P., Denver
“I was skeptical about the UFO gimmick, but they saved my sanity and my Golden’s health—no more Denver dry-pile traps Dr. Fitzgerald warns about!” — Emily R., Denver
“Fast, clean, gone—Poop Abductors turned my snowy Wash Park yard into a safe zone for my mutts. Heroes in the Mile High!” — Tom K., Denver
“Best decision for my Cherry Creek pup—their alien tech zapped the poop and stress. My lawn’s the envy of the block, and Dr. Fitzgerald approves!” — Lisa M., Denver
“Denver’s altitude makes poop a nightmare—Poop Abductors swooped in, and my Boxer’s thriving. Dr. Fitz knows they’re legit!” — Jake T., Denver
“No more scooping in the cold! Their team hit my Stapleton yard like a mothership—pristine and odor-free. 303’s finest cleanup crew!” — Kelly S., Denver
